Τρίτη 21 Οκτωβρίου 2008

Ε, ΝΑΙ ΛΟΙΠΟΝ...
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με μεγαλη περιφανεια ,σημερα, το blog μου φιλοξενει μερικα ψηγματα ενος ΘΕΟΥ...
με δακρυα(γελιου) στα ματια σας παρουσιαζω την πρωτη αναρτηση ''chuck norris''

ξεκινω με facts

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.


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και παλι facts...

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.


There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

thnks for watching...

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